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2025-02-23 2519 vizionări

2025-02-23

A blind man was sitting on a park bench. A priest sat down next to him. The priest was chomping on a piece of waffle biscuit. Taking pity on the blind man, he took out another biscuit and gave it to the blind man. The blind man ran his fingers carefully over the surface of the biscuit and several minutes later, he turned around and tapped the priest on the shoulder and said to him. […]I have a jok

Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 6 of 8

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Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 6 of 8

2024-05-26 4580 vizionări

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2024-05-26

A small girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “Can we leave now?” “No,” the mother said. “Well, I think I have to be sick.” “Then go out to the front door, around to the back of the church, and be sick behind a bush.” In about two minutes, the little girl returned to her seat. “Were you sick then?” her mother asked. “Yes,” the little girl replied. “Wel

Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 5 of 8

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Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 5 of 8

2024-05-25 4494 vizionări

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2024-05-25

Când (Domnul) Iisus trăia, El nu avea nici măcar încălţăminte. Trebuia să se ascundă peste tot, tot timpul. […] Şi apoi, după ce a murit, uitaţi-vă la câte biserici avem. (Da.) Goale, unele sunt goale, unele sunt mari şi goale. […] Noi le-am repara. Am plăti pentru curent, apă, şi mâncare şi le-am repara. Acesta este cel mai bun mod de a folosi o biserică, nu-i aşa? Mergeţi să vă rugaţi lui Dumnez

Ne bucurăm de o relaxare cu Maestra, partea 3 din 4

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Ne bucurăm de o relaxare cu Maestra, partea 3 din 4

2024-04-06 4194 vizionări

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2024-04-06

There was another doctor. […] So, one day, he was invited to come to a person who happened to shoot himself accidentally with an arrow while he was practicing archery. And he shot himself in his own leg. […] The arrow went deep inside and half stuck out and half was in the flesh. So the doctor came, took a knife, cut the outside half and then went home. And the patient, “Hey, hey, hey…!” […]OK, pe

The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 5 of 6

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The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 5 of 6

2024-04-02 3900 vizionări

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2024-04-02

OK, now! Let’s have some jokes. It’s some Aulacese (Vietnamese) jokes. […] Now, there was a Master, so-called Master. I don’t know, maybe a Supreme Master even. He was very virtuous, supposed to be, and also very clean, very pure, like you cannot offer anything to the Master, for example, otherwise, your ID card will be confiscated! […] So now, this Guru has a wife and kids and all that, and He is

The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 2 of 6

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The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 2 of 6

2024-03-30 4272 vizionări

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So, it’s not like you can bring as much Power as you want down here. You have to cover it, use the Light to cover. Just like you put things in a bag, the fragile things in a bag. […] You can’t just let it all hang out raw. Then everybody will get shocked and die too, or burned to a crisp, because of the electricity power. And God’s Power is zillions, thousands of zillions of thousands stronger tha

Master’s Sacrifices for Love, Part 10 of 10

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Master’s Sacrifices for Love, Part 10 of 10

2024-01-27 4518 vizionări

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Acest Maestru Nastratin, era foarte rău. A spus o glumă ca aceasta: odată, Nastratin s-a dus în grădina unui vecin, a luat unul dintre pepeni și l-a pus în geanta Lui. Și atunci, vecinul a ieșit și a întrebat: „Ce face pepenele meu în punga Ta?” Mulțumesc, iubire. Du-te și mănâncă acolo. (Da. Mulțumesc.) Și Maestrul Nastratin a spus: „Și eu am pus aceeași întrebare.” El era atât de drăguț. Îmi pla

Meditaţia în orice moment este mereu benefică, partea 11 din 12

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Meditaţia în orice moment este mereu benefică, partea 11 din 12

2023-12-22 4560 vizionări

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2023-12-22

These days I feel so much love. I don’t know what to do with all this love. I don’t want to leave, myself. I don’t want to go home, myself. […] So much love, don’t need anything else. “All we need is love.” That’s what they say. God. It’s really true. It’s really true. Nice. It’s nice like this when you have many hundreds of people, but you feel like one. Feels like together[ness]. How come this t

Follow My Example and Assist Humankind, Part 10 of 14

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Follow My Example and Assist Humankind, Part 10 of 14

2023-10-27 4045 vizionări

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2023-10-27

So every (marriage) system is probably also according to the custom of the situation, of the land that they live in. It did not necessarily come from the order of the religion, of that religion. Probably at that time, everybody must marry, and marriage was very highly valued in their custom, so, if this order goes against the trend of society, they might not be able to survive.You have enough food

The Virtuous Essenes, Part 11 of 12

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The Virtuous Essenes, Part 11 of 12

2023-05-07 4490 vizionări

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2023-05-07

I guess we all run out of juice, huh? OK, guys, every party has to end someday. Today, you got everything. (Yes.) You have (non-alcoholic) champagne, you’ve got chips even, and you got magic tricks. (Thank You, Master.) Go home, sleep! Got everything, and a lot of food still. Let’s call it a day and continue the whole year, happy! (Yes.) Maybe we’ll see each other some other day.You, anymore? (Oh,

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 12 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 12 of 12

2023-01-25 3927 vizionări

2023-01-25

A priest, drove a car. “Zig-zag, zig-zag.” So the police saw and stopped it, and said, “Father, have you been drinking?” You know, the priest. So, he said, “No, no. I just drink water, in the back there.” And so, the police looked in the back and saw a bottle of wine, not water. A joke? (She’s got a joke.) You got a joke? OK. Chinese or English? (English.) Good. (The car Land Rover, always can fin

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 11 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 11 of 12

2023-01-24 4076 vizionări

2023-01-24

He heard something, “Bang! Bang! Boom!” upstairs, very loud. So he asked his friend, “Hey John, what’s going on up there?” So John said, “Ah, nothing wrong. It’s usual stuff!” He said, “What do you mean ‘usual’? Why is it so loud?” He said, “No, it’s just my mother dragging my father’s clothes across the floor.” So he said, “But why, if it’s just a pair of clothes, why so noisy?” He said, “Because

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 10 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 10 of 12

2023-01-23 4144 vizionări

2023-01-23

Anybody have some jokes? Nice stuff. Tell me, tell me. Yeah, we tell jokes for New Year. We laugh for New Year. It's the best. All the stupid miseries, we leave behind. (Yes.) We begin New Year only with good things! (Yes!) Only positive thinking! (Yes!) Positive talks! (Yes!) Positive thoughts! (Yes!) Positive action! (Yes!) Yeah! Yeah, help Master!There was a man who sat in front of a house on t

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 9 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 9 of 12

2023-01-22 4330 vizionări

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“Mint Condition.” Lady: “I have to return this carpet I bought from you last week. You assured me that it was in mint condition.” So the shopkeeper says, “And so it is, madam. Just look at that hole in the middle.” I don't understand it. (A mint has got a hole in it.) Mint, oh, OK. Mint condition. Oh, yeah, like a mint. Oh, English mints have a hole in the middle. There are many mints that don't h

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 7 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 7 of 12

2023-01-20 4483 vizionări

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2023-01-20

Este o glumă: trei oameni s-au dus în Rai după moarte ... îmi îmbunătăţesc germana. Trei bărbaţi, morţi, kaput, s-au dus în Rai, germana străină. Sfântul Petru i-a întrebat: „Ce vreţi?” O dorinţă de fiecare. Primul om a spus: „În ultima viaţă nu am fost aşa isteţ. În viaţa viitoare, dacă mă renasc pe Pământ, vreau să fiu mai isteţ, să zicem, de o mie de ori mai isteţ.” [Stântul] Petru a spus: „În

Altruismul şi umilinţa, partea 2 din 12

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Altruismul şi umilinţa, partea 2 din 12

2022-12-28 5864 vizionări

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2022-12-28

I know you have everything, but you want my half sandwich. Oh, maybe one day you will have it. Maybe. Just pray for world vegan, world peace, sincerely with me. (Yes, Master.) And one day your dream will come true. (Thank You, Master.) I tell you when you are wrong. (Yes, Master.) I praise you when you are right, equally. (Right. Yes.) Not because I like you or hate you, nothing. I’m just doing my

The United Spirit of the Ukrainian People Shines Before the World, Part 12 of 12

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The United Spirit of the Ukrainian People Shines Before the World, Part 12 of 12

2022-05-11 4488 vizionări

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Să vă bucuraţi! Dacă vă simţiţi deja liniştiţi şi uşori sau foarte, foarte confortabili, asta înseamnă că sunteţi în samadhi deja, indiferent unde. Atunci să staţi acolo, şi apoi veţi merge mai sus, sau poate că nu, dar staţi acolo.

Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă, partea 4 din 7

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Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă, partea 4 din 7

2020-11-10 5046 vizionări

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Numai că eu, personal, lucrez mai mult noaptea, pentru că lumea este mult mai calmă şi nu mă deranjează aşa de mult. Ziua am altele de făcut. Ce vreau să spun este că noaptea este mai mult pentru detalii. Sau poate că pentru birocraţie, munca cu hârtiile, munca de birou, munca de creaţie. Atunci trebuie să mă concentrez mai mult.

Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă , partea 1 din 7

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Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă , partea 1 din 7

2020-11-07 6579 vizionări

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There are pros and cons to getting married. If you’re married, you’ll learn how to adapt, to reconcile and to be considerate. The same with boyfriend and girlfriend. They will adjust if they live together. They will learn to adjust and to be considerate, so they get along more peacefully. I want to thank you, the guards. You’re so young and come every weekend. I asked the “

Qualities of A Good Husband, Part 1 of 2

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Qualities of A Good Husband, Part 1 of 2

2020-06-13 7274 vizionări

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2020-06-13